Monday, December 22, 2014

XU FU / JOFUKU - SHINGU - WAKAYAMA - JAPAN

JOFUKU Park is the tomb of a Chinese man who came to Japan 2300 years ago. He had been sent by the first Emperor of China to find the secret of eternal life. He landed in Shingu, Wakayama, Japan with a large group of young boys and girls. He taught people how to fish and farm, and never returned to China.










JOFUKU Park, SHINGU City, WAKAYAMA Prefecture, Japan










JOFUKU Park, SHINGU City, WAKAYAMA Prefecture, Japan








Thursday, June 12, 2014

mother and kid


----
englishspacedog

--- non-count noun ---

Mother: I need some seasoning.
Tom, can you run get some salt and pepper?
Tom: Yeah.
or
I'll do it later.
or
I'm watching T.V. now.
or
Oh, do I have to?

Monday, June 2, 2014

C.V.

"C.V." is Latin for "Curriculum Vitae" (life studies).
It is used as an expression for "resume".
A resume is the summary of your work experience.
When you are applying for a job, you send a resume.

The expression "C.V." in normally used in England and Europe.
In North America, we usually say "resume".
This "resume" is a French word borrowed into English, and it is pronounced "REH zu may".
In French, it is spelled with the "accent" character: résumé
We don't have the accent character on U.S. keyboards, so we usually don't use it.

The word "résumé" is not the same as the English verb "to resume" (pronounced "ree ZOOM").
For example: The deliveries resumed after a smoke break.




Sunday, June 1, 2014

sketchy ...

sketchy ... is slang for: something that is not right, something that is fake or dishonest

for example: I saw an ad for a job, but the company was not real ... it seemed sketchy.

A sketch is a picture that is rough, not finished.


Saturday, May 31, 2014

sound effects

"narf" is not a word, it's just a sound effect ... sound effects sound like the noise they describe... for example, "boom" for an explosion, or "bang" or "wham" ...


"slurp" and "gulp" are words, for example, it is rude to slurp your soup in North America, but it's ok to slurp in Japan.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Taxes & Taxis



TAX

tax (noun) - You have to pay your income tax.
taxes (plural) - There are too many taxes in Canada.

sales tax

tax (verb)
The government taxes goods at 13% in Ontario.
(past)
The government taxed cigarettes at a higher rate.
(future)
They will tax alcohol at a higher rate.
(progressive) taxing
The government is taxing cigarettes at a higher rate.

[ tacks ]

---

TAXI

taxi (car that you rent)
plural - taxis

verb - airplane moving on the ground
to taxi
The airplane is taxiing.
the airplane taxied for 10 minutes before it took off.

The plane taxies before takeoff. < I forgot the 'e' ... English is a terrible language :)

Planes taxi before takeoff.



Tuesday, May 27, 2014

7 English Language Mistakes

7 English Language Mistakes

common grammar mistakes in English



1. homonyms - WORDS THAT SOUND THE SAME, BUT ARE SPELLED DIFFERENTLY

i) there - e.g., (exempla gratia)
                for example
    The dog is there.
     There is the dog.

ii) they're - contraction for "they are"
   e.g. They're not coming.
          They're late.

iii) their - possessive pronoun
      - "belonging to them"
      That is their car.
     
2) Bob's dog is big.
     Charles' dog is big.
     The dog's hair is wet.
      Their two dogs' fur is wet.

3) your - something belonging to you (possessive)
     Snoopy is your dog.
    you're - contraction for "you are"
     You're stupid. You're smart.

4) it's - contraction for "it is"
     It's raining.
      its - possessive
      The cat rubbed its ears.

5) then / than
      5 is greater than 4.
      4 is less than 5.
      Canada was the best in hockey in the 1950s,
       then it fell behind Russia.

6) two - 2      123
    He has 2 dogs.
    too = also
    He has a cat, too.
     to
    He sent his cat to the moon.

7) accept / except
      I accept this award.
      He accepted the criticism.
      I ate everything except the pie.
      I didn't eat pie.
      Except for Canada, nobody criticized it.

pronoun with no clearly-defined antecedant

"ante" is Latin for "before".
It is often used in English;
 for example, "antebellum" means "before the war". ("bellum" is Latin for "war.")

"antecedant" means: the thing that came before

A common mistake in English is "the pronoun with no clearly-defined antecedant".
This means that you use a pronoun, but the reader doesn't know what the pronoun is referencing.

For example: The dog saw the cat. Then it ran away.
In this sentence, you don't know what "it" is.
You don't know whether the dog ran away, or the cat ran away.


AS THE CROW FLIES ...

... is an expression that means: the distance in a straight line (without thinking about roads or obstacles)

For example: The distance from Toronto to Manila is 8,220 miles (13,228 kilometers) as the crow flies, but a normal flight stops to refuel in Alaska and travels over 10K miles.


"K" is a slang abbreviation for "thousand". It is used in computer programming. It can also mean "kilometer".



Monday, May 26, 2014

ANIMAL NOISES

THIS IS A VIDEO ABOUT ANIMAL NOISES ...





lions roar

mice squeak

1 mouse
2 mice

rattlesnakes rattle

birds tweet
birds twitter
birds sing
 'tweet tweet'
birds chirp





Friday, May 23, 2014

ENGLISH LESSON - Business News




click here to see the newspaper article ...

Q1 - means "first quarter" of the company's business year
Q2 - means "second quarter"  of the company's business year
                    - for HP, this is January-March, because HP's business year starts October 1.
Q3 - means "third quarter"  of the company's business year
Q4 - means "fourth quarter"  of the company's business year

Thursday, May 22, 2014

ENGLISH LESSON - Names of the Keyboard Characters


ENGLISH LESSON - Names of the Keyboard Characters

http:\\englishspacedog.blogspot.ca




~ tilde

~
! exclamation point

~!

@ the "at" sign
3 apples @ $2/apple
= $6
asdfasd@hotmail.com

~!@
# the pound sign
  the hash symbol
  the number sign

~!@#
$ the dollar sign

% the percent sign

^ carat
  the little hat

& ampersand
  Lennon & McCartney
   and

* asterisk
  star

() round brackets
    left
    right

_ underscore

+ plus sign

` tick mark

1234567890
- hyphen
  minus sign
  dash   I saw something --

= equals sign


QWERTYUIOP

{} squiggly brackets
    left right
    braces


| pipe symbol
  vertical line
  bar

qwertyuiop
[] square brackets
       left right


\  back-slash

ASDFGHJKL

: colon
   Star Trek: The Motion Picture

" quotation marks
  double quote

asdfghjkl

; semi-colon
   I saw something; it was red.

' apostrophe isn't Bob's dog
  single quote


ZXCVBNM

<> angle brackets
         left right

< is less than
> is greater than


?
zxcvbnm
, comma   apples, oranges, and bananas
          apples, oranges and bananas
          I came in, and saw the dog.
          I came in and saw the dog.
. period
  dot

/ slash



ON ERROR condition

"ON ERROR condition" is a computer programming term meaning that the program came to an error.

If you are a computer programmer, here is an example:


Private Sub cmdValidation_Click()

Dim strSIN As String

Dim str1 As String
Dim str2 As String
Dim str3 As String
Dim str4 As String
Dim str5 As String
Dim str6 As String
Dim str7 As String
Dim str8 As String
Dim str9 As String

Dim Int1 As Integer
Dim Int2 As Integer
Dim Int3 As Integer
Dim Int4 As Integer
Dim Int5 As Integer
Dim Int6 As Integer
Dim Int7 As Integer
Dim Int8 As Integer
Dim Int9 As Integer

Dim FirstDigit As Integer
Dim SecondDigit As Integer
Dim lngSIN As Long

Dim strTEST As String
strTEST = "N" ' not in test mode


txtTEST.SetFocus 'set focus on textbox
strSIN = txtTEST.Text

On Error GoTo InvalidSIN
lngSIN = CLng(strSIN)
On Error GoTo ErrorRTN

If lngSIN > 999999999 Then GoTo InvalidSIN


str1 = Mid(strSIN, 1, 1)
str2 = Mid(strSIN, 2, 1)
str3 = Mid(strSIN, 3, 1)
str4 = Mid(strSIN, 4, 1)
str5 = Mid(strSIN, 5, 1)
str6 = Mid(strSIN, 6, 1)
str7 = Mid(strSIN, 7, 1)
str8 = Mid(strSIN, 8, 1)
str9 = Mid(strSIN, 9, 1)

' for testing only
If strTEST = "Y" Then MsgBox _
 str1 & " " & _
 str2 & " " & _
 str3 & "-" & _
 str4 & " " & _
 str5 & " " & _
 str6 & "-" & _
 str7 & " " & _
 str8 & " " & _
 str9

Int1 = 1 * CInt(str1)
Int2 = 2 * CInt(str2)
Int3 = 1 * CInt(str3)
Int4 = 2 * CInt(str4)
Int5 = 1 * CInt(str5)
Int6 = 2 * CInt(str6)
Int7 = 1 * CInt(str7)
Int8 = 2 * CInt(str8)
Int9 = 1 * CInt(str9)

If Int1 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int1 - 10
    Int1 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int2 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int2 - 10
    Int2 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int3 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int3 - 10
    Int3 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

If Int4 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int4 - 10
    Int4 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int5 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int5 - 10
    Int5 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

If Int6 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int6 - 10
    Int6 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int7 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int7 - 10
    Int7 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

If Int8 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int8 - 10
    Int8 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int9 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int9 - 10
    Int9 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

' for testing only 2
If strTEST = "Y" Then MsgBox _
 Int1 & " " & _
 Int2 & " " & _
 Int3 & "-" & _
 Int4 & " " & _
 Int5 & " " & _
 Int6 & "-" & _
 Int7 & " " & _
 Int8 & " " & _
 Int9

 Dim intSum As Integer
 intSum = Int1 + Int2 + Int3 + Int4 + Int5 +

Int6 + Int7 + Int8 + Int9

 txtTEST2.SetFocus
 txtTEST2.Text = intSum

 If intSum = 10 _
 Or intSum = 20 _
 Or intSum = 30 _
 Or intSum = 40 _
 Or intSum = 50 _
 Or intSum = 60 _
 Or intSum = 70 _
 Or intSum = 80 _
 Or intSum = 90 Then
    txtTEST.SetFocus
    MsgBox txtTEST.Text & " is a valid SIN

number" _
       & vbCrLf & " intSum=" & intSum
 Else
    txtTEST.SetFocus
    MsgBox txtTEST.Text & " is NOT a valid SIN

number" _
       & vbCrLf & " intSum=" & intSum
 End If


 Exit Sub


InvalidSIN:
    txtTEST.SetFocus
    MsgBox "Invalid SIN: " & txtTEST.Text &

vbCrLf & "SIN must be a 9-digit number with

no hyphens"
    Exit Sub
   
ErrorRTN:
    txtTEST.SetFocus
    MsgBox "ErrorRTN-- SIN: " & txtTEST.Text &

vbCrLf & "SIN must be a 9-digit number with

no hyphens"
    Exit Sub
   
End Sub

English Conversation - at the cashier 3

at the cashier 3
----------------------

"That's $12.30 all together."

"Oh, sorry, I only have $10 ... on me."
 ... with me.
"Can you leave out the soup?"
or
"Can you leave the soup?"
or
"Can I leave the soup?"

"$9.30"


Wednesday, May 21, 2014

English Conversation - At the Cashier - 2

at the cashier 2



customer: How much is it?
or
 What's the damage?

Clerk: $12.30.

Customer: Oh, I left my wallet at home.
Oh, I forgot my wallet.
Shit, I forgot my wallet.

       Sorry, can you hold this/that till I get/come back?

       I'll go get my wallet and be back in 10 minutes.
                                              in half an hour.

Clerk: Sure.


x fetch

SIN Validation

S.I.N. is the Social Insurance Number in Canada.

Here is a formula in VBA to validate the S.I.N.


Private Sub cmdValidation_Click()

Dim strSIN As String

Dim str1 As String
Dim str2 As String
Dim str3 As String
Dim str4 As String
Dim str5 As String
Dim str6 As String
Dim str7 As String
Dim str8 As String
Dim str9 As String

Dim Int1 As Integer
Dim Int2 As Integer
Dim Int3 As Integer
Dim Int4 As Integer
Dim Int5 As Integer
Dim Int6 As Integer
Dim Int7 As Integer
Dim Int8 As Integer
Dim Int9 As Integer

Dim FirstDigit As Integer
Dim SecondDigit As Integer


txtTEST.SetFocus 'set focus on textbox
strSIN = txtTEST.Text

str1 = Mid(strSIN, 1, 1)
str2 = Mid(strSIN, 2, 1)
str3 = Mid(strSIN, 3, 1)
str4 = Mid(strSIN, 4, 1)
str5 = Mid(strSIN, 5, 1)
str6 = Mid(strSIN, 6, 1)
str7 = Mid(strSIN, 7, 1)
str8 = Mid(strSIN, 8, 1)
str9 = Mid(strSIN, 9, 1)

MsgBox _
 str1 & " " & _
 str2 & " " & _
 str3 & "-" & _
 str4 & " " & _
 str5 & " " & _
 str6 & "-" & _
 str7 & " " & _
 str8 & " " & _
 str9

Int1 = 1 * CInt(str1)
Int2 = 2 * CInt(str2)
Int3 = 1 * CInt(str3)
Int4 = 2 * CInt(str4)
Int5 = 1 * CInt(str5)
Int6 = 2 * CInt(str6)
Int7 = 1 * CInt(str7)
Int8 = 2 * CInt(str8)
Int9 = 1 * CInt(str9)

If Int1 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int1 - 10
    Int1 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int2 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int2 - 10
    Int2 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int3 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int3 - 10
    Int3 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

If Int4 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int4 - 10
    Int4 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int5 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int5 - 10
    Int5 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

If Int6 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int6 - 10
    Int6 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int7 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int7 - 10
    Int7 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

If Int8 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int8 - 10
    Int8 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If
If Int9 > 9 Then
    FirstDigit = 1
    SecondDigit = Int9 - 10
    Int9 = FirstDigit + SecondDigit
End If

 MsgBox _
 Int1 & " " & _
 Int2 & " " & _
 Int3 & "-" & _
 Int4 & " " & _
 Int5 & " " & _
 Int6 & "-" & _
 Int7 & " " & _
 Int8 & " " & _
 Int9

 Dim intSum As Integer
 intSum = Int1 + Int2 + Int3 + Int4 + Int5 + Int6 + Int7 + Int8 + Int9

 txtTEST2.SetFocus
 txtTEST2.Text = intSum


End Sub

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

at the cashier 1

Here's a sample conversation of a customer talking to a cashier ...

at the cashier
----------------------
buying a video
------------------------

Clerk: That's $12.30. They're all $12.30.
Clerk: $12.30.

Al: Oh, sorry, I'm short $2.30.
      I only have $10 on me.
or
      Can I get a discount?

Clerk: Ok, well, $8.70 then.
Ok, well then how about $8.70.

Al:Thanks, here you are.
OK. You've got a deal.
That's good.
(I give him $10.)

Clerk: Here's your change, $1.30, thanks.
            $1.30.

p.s. $10.00 - $8.70 = $1.30. I said "$1.20" in the video. My bad.