Tuesday, August 25, 2015

viral - dog in bush

"viral" is slang for a video or picture that spreads quickly across the internet.

This is a viral post of a dog in a bush ...




Sunday, August 16, 2015

KAT

KAT says: Donald Trump is to the U.S. what Rob Ford is to Canada.


Saturday, August 15, 2015

It's the time to ...

"It's the time to ..." is an expression for an event that happens once.

for example:

    It's the time to retire.

    It's the time to move to a new city.

    It's the time to get rid of this government.



The opposite expression is: It's time to ...
This is for something that happens often.
For example:

    It's time to eat.

    It's time for breakfast.

    It's time to get an umbrella.


Monday, August 10, 2015

TTC crackhead

There was a crackhead on the subway today screaming at everybody.

A 'crackhead' is slang for: cocaine addict

'crack' is slang' for cocaine

TTC is our subway: Toronto Transit Commission

Friday, August 7, 2015

TGIF

"Thank God It's Friday!"


Wednesday, August 5, 2015

UNBOXING

'unboxing' is slang for: taking a new electronic product out of the box and using it for the first time



Some people post 'unboxing' videos on YouTube when they buy a new toy.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Saturday, August 1, 2015

777

Even if they found EVERY piece of MH370, they still wouldn't know who crashed the plane, because the black boxes only record the last hour of the flight, and probably no one was talking.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Goodbye Pan Am Games

Bring on the Parapan Games ...

Bring it on.



Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

TTC - Rubbing Shoulders with the Scum of the Earth

So on the subway today, I am surrounded by a trailer trash family, and the female beside me starts spraying her armpits with deodorant.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

TTC - Toronto Transit Commission


The subway was stopped for 20 minutes this morning.
Welcome to the Banana Republic.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

TTC - The Better Way

The TTC is running a lot slower, and the Pan Am Games haven't even started yet.

And don't you love the way that the geniuses at the TTC always make the price of a MetroPass an odd amount, like $141.50, instead of $140 or $150, so that a million people have to line up and fumble with change every month?

Saturday, July 4, 2015

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

... is the quintessential Japanese expression.



Wednesday, July 1, 2015